Korean Shopping Mall Travesty Lyrics

Well I was bustling through a shopping mall and disregarding most of what I saw

When I bumped into a dangerous man who asked if I was headed for a fall

I inquired as to grounds for his outrageous inquisition and he said

I am not a simple crazy man I'm just looking for a way to make my bed

I was utterly dumbfounded for this little man had twisted up my brain

"To make your bed," said I Is always easier than running from the rain

"I see you understand me." Squeaked this smallish little misfit from his shoes

"I'm not sure," said I Perhaps we ought to get some other secondary views

So we ventured up the mountain; in the distance I could hear the howling beast

All the while there climbed beside me this strange tramp who just kept pointing to the east

The sun was slowly setting as we found a mystic cave upon the hill

A lighted holy aperture that smelled of burning incense in a chill

A bearded old musician stood enthroned against the wall with his guitar

He was smoking on a hash pipe and meditating on a mayonnaise jar

He explained that from now on there would be no time for amusement or romance

And then he passed me a brown package and I changed into another set of pants

Ever since that day I've been conversing with the aura in the air

And speaking in the strangest sounds with dialogue unheard of at the fair

My final words today at first may seem a silly gesture or a joke

But later they'll come back to you and you will understand the common folk

Today I won't be here again; tomorrow I'll have vanished into dust

And everywhere I look the bars are melting and they're covered up with rust

So don't climb your corporate ladders while the world is living vastly underfed

Just spend your time in shopping malls, looking for a way to make your

Spend your time in shopping malls, looking for a way to make your

Spend your time in shopping malls, looking for a way to make your bed