D.I.Y. Lyrics

D.I.Y. Why?

Because we hate you and the dumb look on your face

D.I.Y. Why?

Because your band's another weak charity case

"Our shows should be five bucks or less

We'll do it for the kids

Two legs good, MTV bad, and major labels suck"

No fucking shit

D.I.Y. is simply your only excuse for why you always fail

Initials on the flag you wave

When your shitty records won't sell anywhere

Politics and social comment, twenty dollar words

Won't make your lousy music go down easier

You can't polish a turd

D.I.Y. means do it yourself because it's what you want

It doesn't clean the slate when everything gets all fucked up

What would you do, you phony fuck-head, if you hit it big?

Stop acting better than me, we both know you're full of shit