You Don't Know Your Amendments Lyrics

First amendment means imma tell you to shut the fuck up

Cuz if you don't

2nd amendment means imma shoot your ass

4th means ain't no weed in my car unless the judge says its loud

6th when you do a crime it'll probably be about 3 years before a trial

13 means we free

15 means we vote

17 means we votin for senators directly

Why were they elected by the state legislatures before that fuck that

We gotta make this shit more democratic

You say 9 or 10 if you a lawyer

Fuck the supreme court we don't vote for them

That shit was supposed to be a big regular court originally

Why every state got such different laws

Now if i move a lot i gotta memorize 50 different sets of laws

Now i gotta memorize where i can take my gun bong

And if i need to medical card to smoke my gun bong

Why can't we dm the founding fathers ask them what they mean by some shit

They shoulda made a smoking weed amendment

And while they're at it smoking crack should be an amendment

Everyone gotta smoke crack

Gotta get every state to pass that

All I'm asking is why do they propose like 200 amendments per year

When none of em going pass

How many more years you think

Is this country is gonna last

Oh nah

What do you think should be the next amendment

I voted for that one guy who said they was gonna fix the amendment

Or at least nominate someone to fix the amendment

We so polarized three quarters of us gonna agree on an amendment

United states of fuck

Last time we were in agreement it was so our president should invade Iraq

Fuck

Alright this the new plan

New amendment

No more invading Iraq

The constitution didn't really say shit except that they could tax us

And that there was 3 branches

But they didn't really say how the three branches worked

Except congress

They said a lot about that one

So we gotta figure out what they meant

Don't worry we got youtube videos on the subject

Does youtube know I'm using youtube to study the constitution

Let me tell you what they meant by the amendments