Speargun (2022 Remaster) Lyrics

I need some money and I need some fun

So I grab my mask, and I grab my gun

I head to the rich, part of town

Where I'm lookin for a place with no one around

I look to my left and I look to my right

And I see a house without a speck o' light

I pull in the drive and I turn the car off

I'm gonna take it all, gonna rip em off

I try the front door to see if it's locked

It's wide open, I'm surprised and shocked

I walk right in, and I think I hear a noise

But never mind that, time to look at my toys

When all of a sudden, I hear some guy

He says "Hey boy, nice of you to drop by"

I turn around, he was pointing at me

A Magnum 450 staring right at me

The next thing I know, I'm pinned to a tree

With a 6 foot spear stickin' right outta me

I just wanted a night of fun

But it ended with someone's speargun

Oh why did I do this? Why, why, why?

Oh poor ol' me time to say goodbye