Turtle Pleasure Lyrics

I was lookin' for some turtle pleasure

I went down to the river

Down to the Mississippi

I sat down on a rock

I pulled out my turtle cock

I said why can't I find any turtle pleasure

I was just looking for some turtle pleasure

Well I'm a saucy lady turtle

But you can't have my turtle tits

I saw you creepin' by the river

And I don't want none of your turtle shit

My turtle wiener needs turtle butt

My turtle wiener needs turtle butt

I got a sad turtle wiener

So sad