Double Toilet Trouble Lyrics

This one goes out to Kylie

One of the realest Key Ticklers I know

Once there was

A little girl

Whose toilet was broken

That thing was out to get her

That girl is all grown up now

But now she has two toilets

And both of them are broken

What will she do

The plumber cannot help

She stares down the toilet

And straight into hell

Yo, this is a shoutout to Kylie Patillo from Nebraska

She's been our number 1 fan since way back in '04

Double trouble

The toilets both bubble

With shit and piss

And now I feel dissed

One toilet's clogged

The other one runs

Better watch out

Cuz the water is coming

And it's flowing and flooding

And bubbling

And troubling me

Oh, the double toilet trouble

Yo, my nickname's Joey

They used to call me squirrel-girl

Now all they want

Is cupcakes, s'mores, and caramel swirls

I used to rock a mohawk

And once even a mullet

My face looks like its been shot up with some bullets

Oh, the double toilet trouble

The toilets both bubble

With shit and piss

And now I feel dissed