The Porno Channel Lyrics

Glued to the tube

Watchin huge ass boobs

Bout to pull my little jimmy

Time to make a smooth move

I got the porno channel

In HD I got the porno channel

Shit ain't cheap I got the porno channel

My wrists hurt me I got the porno channel

My dick never sleeps

Watching lesbians kissing inserting some fingers in

Missionary position my little jimmy's fidgeting

He's dying to get it in

Oh my god teenage twins in high definition

My neighbor's tryin' to listen in

Little girl is trippin cuz BBCs tryin to fit in

Pay-per-view ain't matter to me

Cuz I get to watch girls thats out of my league

Quarter to three watchin chicks freak

Have to close my blinds hopin no one can see

I think the pizza girls supposed to be fuckin me

When I come up short with my money

She looks me dead in the eyes destroyed my pride

And said sorry I don't want your company

Ebony and ivory in perfect harmony

Fuckin' on the balcony for everyone to see

Midday fantasy late night candling

She sits on his face and I see his energy channeling

Riding no hands but she still is handling

She reminds me of horseback saddling

He's supposed to fix her pipes what is happening

Wondering if that much semen is fattening

It's saddening cuz I'm just

Glued to the tube

Watchin huge ass boobs

Bout to pull my little jimmy

Time to make a smooth move

I got the porno channel

In HD I got the porno channel

Shit ain't cheap I got the porno channel

My wrists hurt me I got the porno channel

My dick never sleeps

See the sweat glistenin' off two chicks scissoring

Thinking bout Christian shit cross comes out they stick it in

A stickler for the biggest tits

Lover of Brazilian clit

Picking up some new moves quick

The ones where you need a big ass dick

Watching what would make nuns sick

Anal beads and booty munchin'

Normal cable what my mom thinks

On the eighth anal haunting

Dildos and chill hoes

Carpal tunnel but I still stroke

Loving when the intro is her biting a pillow

Wondering why a widow

Gets with a dude who washes windows

Till I see that dick doe no homo hung like a dead bro

Fucking in a meadow surround sound so she echoes

Pussy needs insurance better call that little gecko

Poor thing goes right up her ass this shits for sickos

Trapped in the anal saga and I don't think he's gettin' out

Glued to the tube

Watchin huge ass boobs

Bout to pull my little jimmy

Time to make a smooth move

I got the porno channel

In HD I got the porno channel

Shit ain't cheap I got the porno channel

My wrists hurt me I got the porno channel

My dick never sleeps