Pokemon Go Lyrics

I don't go to clubs

I don't chase hoes

I just go for walks and play Pokemon Go

Ah Pokemon Go

Ah Pokemon Go

Ah Pokemon Go

Ah Pokemon Go

Last week I caught a Squirtle the cutest turtle

Pokemon Go got me looking like a buff Urkel

I go out four times a day let's be clear

Started with a Charmander now we here

While playing Pokemon I hit up all the Pokestops

Do a lap and then what hit up the same Pokestops

My battery can't take it I caught a Mankey

I'm walking so damn hard I almost twisted my ankle

Ladies try to flirt with me but I'm not interested

Cause I'm busy catching cartoons made for little kids

I caught like twelve hundred Pidgeys man this game is stingy

Looking for Mewtwo where the fuck is he

My ten k egg was a Chauncey this shit is awesome

Ooh look a dead body

I caught an Eevee these haters cannot see me

I'm giving up smoking, drinking, and watching TV cause

I don't go to clubs

I don't chase hoes

I just go for walks and play Pokemon Go

Ah Pokemon Go

Ah Pokemon Go

Ah Pokemon Go

Ah Pokemon Go

My friend named is Bulbasaur cum dumpster

And my Charmander is semen handler

My Squirtle is a squirter now we have it all

I seen a Pikachu named Pikajew down the hall

I walk into traffic man I love these graphics

While catching Pokemon I also get ass pics

Of a guy named Lester phone got a message

Nine rapists in the area and twelve molesters

Sad its nothing new vibrates out of the blue

Sorry Jessica but I don't need any more nudes

Just her out a bra and I caught an Abra

He was chilling right beside the salad bar

I ain't never resting bitch you guessed it

I caught so many rats I think my house is infested

Raspberries and Pokeballs me and my friends ain't spoke at all

To be the very best well you gotta catch em all

I don't go to clubs

I don't chase hoes

I just go for walks and play Pokemon Go

Ah Pokemon Go

Ah Pokemon Go

Ah Pokemon Go

Ah Pokemon Go

Now its late at night I caught a mr Mime

A drug dealer asks if I wanna hit his pipe

I say no I'm just here to catch some rare Pokemon

Then he proceeds to take a hit from a Pokeball bong

I'm not rich but there's one thing I do know

I was born to catch Zapdos Moltres, and Articuno

This game is colossal I'm looking for fossils

So I'm working as a geologist game does the impossible

I lost twenty pounds and gained two girlfriends bruh

And I cheat on both of them with my jigglypuff

When I see a booty jiggle all I think about is Ditto

That reminds me the other day I caught a Gyarados

I chase Pokemon like cat does mouse

Which brings me to my Pikachu and Meowth

I won't spend money on this game cause I'm a Jew

But I'll suck a niggas dick for a chance to catch mew cause

I don't go to clubs

I don't chase hoes

I just go for walks and play Pokemon Go

Ah Pokemon Go

Ah Pokemon Go

Ah Pokemon Go

Ah Pokemon Go