Mazel Tov Lyrics

Ay, fuck I can't remember shit from last night

I think I drank too much and woke up in a past life

I swore last time was gonna be my last time

And even mama said I gotta get my act right

Cuz I cannot remember shit from last night

I think I drank too much and woke up in a past life

I swore last time was gonna be my last time

And even mama said I gotta get my act right

Cuz I cannot remember shit from

The night before

Woke up on the floor

Next to a chick

Who's next to a couple more

She want a kiss

Cuz it's a chore

Go take a piss and then I kick you out the door

Okay now shorty want that smoke like it's a Newport

So I made her play with my balls like it's a new sport

Tell me that she need it all she want a new Porsche

So I took her to the mall just to hit the food court

Need your face down with that ass up

Tell that bitch she better back up

Might just kick you out right after

Then ghost you like I am Casper

Don't run your mouth I am faster

You praying that's all just chatter

Fuck it I'll share the love my pockets can't stop getting fatter

So just buy it all say fuck the cost

Tell them that I'm on my paper chase like Michael Scott

I don't think I'll ever take a break or take a loss

So I think it's time we celebrate like Mazel tov

Fuck I can't remember shit from last night

I think I drank too much and woke up in a past life

I swore last time was gonna be my last time

And even mama said I gotta get my act right

Cuz I cannot remember shit from last night

I think I drank too much and woke up in a past life

I swore last time was gonna be my last time

And even mama said I gotta get my act right

Cuz I cannot remember shit from

My bad hiccup

I think that was just the liquor

I drank that whole six pack I stole and now I cannot sit up

Hey mister, I wish ya would see the bigger picture

And understand that your bitch mine the second that I kissed her

Cuz my life is like a movie

Matter fact it's blue ray

You living that bootleg

It's faker than a toupee

Your boo thang throw it back like bouquet

Had your shot like Oubre

Do not care what you say, what you say

Check the time it's time to go

Sneak out so nobody know

Drink and drive myself on home

No chauffeur no chaperone

Miss my turn I'm off the road

Crash and burn is all I know

When you earn all that you own

It's easy to just buy it all, say fuck the cost

Tell them that I'm on my paper chase like Michael Scott

I don't think I'll ever take a break or take a loss

So I think it's time we celebrate like Mazel tov

Fuck I can't remember shit from last night

I think I drank too much and woke up in a past life

I swore last time was gonna be my last time

And even mama said I gotta get my act right

Cuz I cannot remember shit from last night

I think I drank too much and woke up in a past life

I swore last time was gonna be my last time

And even mama said I gotta get my act right

Cuz I cannot remember shit from