Right Back (Don't Judge) Lyrics

When people walk by me

They come right back

And stare at the thing

Upon my upper lip

As if it is a masterpiece

Painted by Da Vinci

You see

It's such a glorious thing

I let it grow

Now it grows me

It's beautiful

As you can see

Don't give me that look

I swear to thee

Don't judge my stache

Don't judge my stache

Cuz it judges you right back

Its handlebars of justice

It's got a lot of mass

Can really kick some bass fish away

Can really eat some sushi

It's got its own moustache

Yes it's that bad

It's got mad skillz on skateboard

Yes it's that rad

See I'm telling you

Back away

If you want to live to see another day

I could be

The Bandit from Smokey and the

You know me

I could handle that role

Or I could be Salvador Dalí

Sans all that wack stuff

That he painted

See, how cool is that?

My stache could wear its own hat

It's really grown on me, you see

So don't you dare, you dare come at me

Don't judge my stache

Don't judge my stache

Cuz it judges you right back

Its handlebars of justice

It's got a lot of mass

Can really kick some bass fish away

Can really eat some sushi

It's got its own moustache

Yes it's that bad

It's got mad skillz on skateboard

Yes it's that rad

See I'm telling you

Back away

If you want to live to see another day