UGLY Lyrics

I sat down in class

With a thumb up my ass

Oh I was cruisin'

I was fishin' for a lady

When the back of her head

Caught the front of my eye

My imagination

Drivin' me crazy

Then she turned her head around

And I fell to the ground

As her moustache and acne

Came my way

Oh, her gelatinous mass

She shakes the earth with every step

I tried to hide

But that's when she said

Now love me, love me, love me

But damn, this butch is UGLY!

Oh

She's on her way

Said love me, love me, love me

No

Good god

She's so UGLY

She's UGLY but she love me

Now I'm a nice guy

But I ain't a looker, myself

A skinny pimply little white guy

And my pits kinda smell

Yeah she got two blue eyes

One blew east, one blew west

So we had to settle

Cause we weren't gettin' the best

But I watch bombshell bimbos

On my phone every night

So I've developed

A certain expectation

But that all changed

The minute she touched me

Oh

She burned a hole in my undies

So I said

Now love me, love me, love me

She said, "Goddamn, you UGLY"

Oh

I'm on my way

Said, love me, love me, love me

NO

Good God

I'm so UGLY

Oh

I'm UGLY but she love me

Whoa

Good God

She's so UGLY

Oh

She's UGLY but she love me

Whoa

Oh oh

Oh yeah

Oh oh

We UGLY, UGLY, UGLY

Woo