Google-Ized by Google's Eyes (The No Internet Song) Lyrics

Every time you make a Facebook friend

In the end

It’s just pretend

Every tweet makes your brain shrink a bit

So it will fit

In the size that you can send

Every time you Google you’re misled

Lies are fed

Into your head

Every time you look into your phone

You’re all alone

And a little bit dead (Aren’t ya)

There’s a place that I heard of

Where people used to meet

Not texting on their phone

But playing in the street

Where people thought thoughts

That were sometimes almost complete

Now all we hear about is their goddamned latest tweet

If I had just a tweet to teach what’s true

I’d say “Listen to your heart”

And feel the feelings that you feel

That the internet rips apart

So when you’re walking down the street on a warm sunny day

Turn off your iPhone

And take a look around at all the souls on the ground

And be glad you’re not iLone

When I go and see the oceans roar

Outside my door

I want much more

But you stay inside stuck on your phone

All alone

It makes me want to scream

When I laugh and sing and jump around

I’m sometimes upside down

Like a clown

But you sit there clicking on your mouse

Inside your house

What does your life mean?

Internet babies internet babies

Got mental rabies got mental rabies

Click click - Your life is through

Toodle-oo!

There’s a place that I heard of

Where you say what you mean

Memes on a screen don’t mean anything

There’s a place that I heard of that’s in the third dimension

Where people sometimes really even pay attention

Where you don’t have to pop-up, well you can just barely mention

And no one has to suffer through annoying click-bait tension

And your friends are three-dimensional, and they’re warm too

(They’re not stuck on a screen)

And you don’t have to worry about Facebook’s censors

You can say precisely what you mean

“It’s violated our terms of service, and we’ve deleted you, oh

Cuz I’m in charge of everything, I’m Mark Zuckerberg”