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So there I was

On the toilet

Planning to wipe my area that I don't need to mention

When all of a sudden I realise

There's no toilet paper left

Can you believe this

Mum

When are you coming home

I need to wipe

I need to wipe

I need to wipe

I need to wipe my ass

I need to wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe my Ass

Wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe my ass

So two hours had passed

And I'm still sitting there

My legs are getting numb

My body is getting tired

There's nothing to do

I didn't even bring my phone so I can't even text anyone

So what do I do

Tell me what do I do

I need to wipe

I need to wipe

I need to wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe my ass

Wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe my ass hole

It was then that I realised

I couldn't rely on anyone

I did the unthinkable

I pulled up my pants

I walked to my parents bathroom

Smart thinking I know

To steal their toilet paper since they wanna take so long at the shops

You wouldn't believe it though

They too had none left

No

What the fuck

Are you serious

I need to wipe my ass hole