Plant Parenthood Lyrics

Quick crickets and a cavalcade to conversate

I've been chewing on these thoughtful bars

So you can contemplate

This is where I came from

This is where I am now

I was wondering if you could lend a fuck

Cause I seem to have ran out

I'm exhausted

I wanted some time off, but

None of you seem genuine

You're all just after profit

I do it for the art, not the money

So just stop

This Tiny Tiger's here, and, like Crash

He's breaking boxes

Aputemega! I put on my aku aku mask

But it's really number three

I see that you've absconded

I stand tall

You've got preposterous posture

I've got more magic to my words

Than a head wizard could conjure

I'll take you to the Wasteland

I control your fate, man

Welcome to the jungle bitch

I'm gonna blow off your fucking face, BLAM!

My ink is made from the blood of those

Who thought that they could write tighter

Now, I lay them down with ease

On my Chicago Typewriter

So I'm gonna say it not spray it

This ain't no counterfeit ramble

Fillet it, display it, hang it up on my mantle

Hit control A Delete, Rinse lather repeat

So stay on your feet

Cause it's a syllable scandal

Unmatched super spitting enterprise

When I enter the space

You're the Will Wheaton

I'm the Jonathan Frakes

Despite the Q Collective's

Dismal outlook on the race

I'd like tea, earl grey,

Hot when it's time to Engage

I've got moon dust lining

Up and down all the walls

They said that I'm dying

But I don't feel it at all

It's The Night of the Living Dummy

And I'm your ventriloquist, buddy

So Say Cheese and Die

I'll send a tingle up your spine

Welcome to the Dead House

I've always Wanted the Haunted Mask

My Monster Blood has you feeling

Like you're reading R.L. Stine

I'm a brick-breaking brewmaster

I take trees down with my fist

Explore a world of possibility

Quite creative in eight-bit

I spit stacks of books enchanting

Then I hear an evil hiss

But I'm ironclad in diamond

And I've been known to ride the pig

When it comes to matching talent

I say long time, no see

But my dinner's getting cold

And my time isn't free

Slow down Grasshopper

It's time to have a chat

I've been spitting up these thoughtless bars

To show you where I'm at

This is where I am now

This is where I came from

No one could care less right now

And I can't say that I blame them

I'm awake and alive and I'm ready to work

Panhandling for money, so I'll leave you in the dirt

At the cost of your integrity

So tell me what is it worth?

This Ripper Roo could defeat you

Even at worse than my worst

Agematupa!

I'll put on the Uka Uka mask

Cause I'm never late to battle

In fact I'm often there first

I look down

On your outrageous outlook

I've got the magic words

Because I wrote the whole spellbook

I've found an Oasis

And a tree man with faces

It was Paradise City

But when I killed him, it faded

My quill can scribe well

And, if asked, it will draw blood.

It's sharp and quick, it lays in thick

Just like a Tommy Gun

So say what you want to say

I'm betting your Benji's are fake

You're sinking your teeth in

But, I'm driving the stake

Delete the control

Repeat and Patrol

Cause your feet, heart, and soul know

A scandal's all that you can make

You're unversed still starting

And yet you enter for the prize

You put on your red shirt

But, you wonder who dies

After my ethereal light shines

I would have to advise

A visor for your eyes

It's so bright that it could blind

I've got lemons from life

So I made a grenade

And I burned down the houses

That Black Mesa made

I'm a nightmare on Elm Street

Freddy's crushing your dreams

I bet ghostface makes you Scream

So let's just say I'm Jason

And you're the screaming teen on Friday the 13th

But on Halloween

I'm more like Michael Myers

You're the frightened Jamie Lee

I'm a hash plant harvester

Taking trees down is my shit

Pioneering possibilities

To keep the world from getting sick

I swallow the jagged pill

Of societies jaded fits

But Kush is my cologne

And I've got no reason to quit

When it comes to measuring skill

I don't think you can rhyme

Although it's been a long rough sea

I really have no time