On Second Thought I'd Rather be a Cactus

I was talking about reincarnation and the spirit that my body takes on

Would I be an eagle flying in the sky or would I come back as a swan

I just hope I don't come back as a cactus for in this life yeah I've been called a prick

And some might even say that it's fitting but I'd have to say they're lunatics

I think that I'll come back as a stallion I'd have a stable filled with straw or some hay

I wouldn't want to work in some battalion cause when it comes to war I'd rather play

I hope to have myself a beautiful rider I think a redhead I would prefer

Who'll mount me very proudly almost daily but with my luck she'd always wear her spurs

And she'd take me for a ride in the country and to places where she likes to shop

And if there's times that I don't feel up to it she'll sting me with her riding crop