Big Bad Brad! Lyrics

That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind

Yeah, Brad, yeah, Brad, yeah

Brad, yeah, Brad, yeah

Brad, yeah, Brad, yeah

Brad, yeah, Brad, yeah

Brad, yeah, Brad, yeah

Brad, yeah, Brad, yeah

Brad, yeah, Brad, yeah

Yeah, Brad

Camping time went kinda bad

Sleeping terrible made me sad

And also Brad got really mad

He got mad 'cause I made a big mess

And then he got Ketchup all over his dress

Brad is terrible at playing chess

And then we went to go eat dinner

Yesterday I was in a play (Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad)

And tried to burn down Santa's sleigh (Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad)

Then I got kicked right off of the stage (Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad)

And put into a tiny cage (Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad)

After that, Brad ate ice (Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad)

Then he went to the vice (Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad)

Principal, and she did nothing (Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad)

Then he ate a Quarter Pounder with Cheese (Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad)

Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad

Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad

Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad

Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad

Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad

Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad

Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad

Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad

Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad

Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad

Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad

Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad

Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad

Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad

Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad

Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad

Liftoff at mission 41D, the first flight of the Orbiter Discovery and the shuttle has cleared the tower

Yeah, Brad

Camping time went kinda bad

Sleeping terrible made me sad

And also Brad got really mad

He got mad 'cause I made a big mess

And then he got Ketchup all over his dress

Brad is terrible at playing chess

And then we went to go eat dinner

Yesterday I was in a play

And tried to burn down Santa's sleigh

Then I got kicked right off of the stage

And put into a tiny cage

After that, Brad ate ice

Then he went to the vice

Principal, and she did nothing

Then he ate a Quarter Pounder with Cheese

I went to North Korea

Just to get a banana

Then I sold it to a guy

Who put it in his banana pie

Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad

Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad

Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad

Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad

Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad

Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad

Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad

Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad

Yeah, Brad

Camping time went kinda bad

Sleeping terrible made me sad

And also Brad got really mad

He got mad 'cause I made a big mess

And then he got Ketchup all over his dress

Brad is terrible at playing chess

And then we went to go eat dinner

Yesterday I was in a play (Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad)

And tried to burn down Santa's sleigh (Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad)

Then I got kicked right off of the stage (Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad)

And put into a tiny cage (Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad)

After that, Brad ate ice (Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad)

Then he went to the vice (Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad)

Principal, and she did nothing (Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad)

Then he ate a Quarter Pounder with Cheese (Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad)

Brad ate ice

And he almost died

I took him to the doctor

And they said he almost died

I brought him to the chiropractor

And he somehow almost frickin' died

Then we drove back home

And peacefully ate more Quarter Pounders with Cheese

Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Brad

Woo, Brad

Amazing camping trip