Car Lyrics

Went to the dealership and bought a new car

And then I drived home in my brand new car

Then I realized that I was broke

Then I started to choke (on my sandwich, ough ough)

I had to attend the dinner party

So I ran upstairs to get ready (for the dinner)

Before long I was ready (for the dinner)

I got in my car and I was still choking (on my sandwich)

I started to cough and I started to die (help me)

But I had to get to dinner so I kept on trying (on my sandwich)

'Ventually I made it there (for the dinner)

But I was still choking on my sandwich (on my sandwich)

I walked in the place with an ough ough ough

But I still sat down with my friends and fam (yeah, I sat down)

Everybody was super concerned

But I yelled out that I was fine (ough ough)

I ordered a salmon and some salad (yum)

And all my friends got steak (I'm vegan- I'm just kidding)

They came out with the big platter

They came with the salmon and all the steaks (steak)

I took a bite from my salmon plate

And started to choke and almost died (I'm dying, help me)

In the midst of my death, the police arrived (wee woo)

And arrested me for identity theft (Larry Ronniest)

I broke out of prison and sailed the seven seas (woo)

Then I ended up back at the dinner place (uh oh)

I walked in the building and stole salmon

Went out the back right into a cannon (pow)

Then I got shot right into space (exploratory learning)

And landed back home and reflected on life

In the end, I ate my salmon (on my sandwich)

I woke up the next morning and...

Went to the dealership and bought a new car

And then I drived home in my brand new car

Then I realized that I was broke

Then I started to choke (on my sandwich, ough ough)

I had to attend the dinner party

So I ran upstairs to get ready (for the dinner)

Before long I was ready (for the dinner)

I got in my car and I was still choking (on my sandwich)

I started to cough and I started to die (help me)

But I had to get to dinner so I kept on trying (on my sandwich)

'Ventually I made it there (for the dinner)

But I was still choking on my sandwich (on my sandwich)

I walked in the place with an ough ough ough

But I still sat down with my friends and fam (yeah, I sat down)

Everybody was super concerned

But I yelled out that I was fine (ough ough)