Taxonomy Lyrics

Bears live in the forest

Goats live on the farm

Armies live in barracks

And arm hairs live up the length of my arm

Dust lives in the desert

Dust mites live in the carpet

Roses live on the bushes

Mastodon bones live in the La Brea Tar Pits

Criminals live in jail (I am coming)

Or they live three houses down (I am coming across the line)

Popcorn lives in the popcorn popper (I am coming)

And frown lines live right next to your frown (I am coming across the line)

Programmers live in cubicles (I am setting)

Starfish live on the beach (I am setting my clothes on fire)

Cats live in litter boxes (And I am setting)

The remote control lives just out of reach (I am setting my passport on fire)

The government lives in Washington (I am molting)

Or it lives in Ottawa (I am molting off my skin)

The states live in America (I am peeling)

The provinces live in Canada (I am peeling my eyelids back)

Soap lives at the side of the sink (There is new webbing)

Bees live in a hive (Between my toes)

Parisians live in Paris (And my lungs are exposed)

Zombies are no longer alive (And my blood runs cold)

Train conductors live in a little room (I am coming)

Where they sleep standing up (I am coming across the line)

Tea lives in tea bags (I am coming)

A prisoner's water lives in a tin cup (I am coming across the line)

Knishes live in the deli (I am setting)

Oyster crackers live in soup (I am setting my clothes on fire)

Chicken breasts live in chicken chests (And I am setting)

And chickens live in the coop (I am setting the woods on fire)

Wheat lives in the prairies (I am coming)

Kudzu lives in the South (I am coming)

Change lives underneath the cushions (I am coming)

Saliva lives in your mouth (I am coming)

Bears live in the forest (And I am coming)

Goats live on the farm

Armies live in barracks