Lesbian on Skis Lyrics

She's willing to break her legs for you

To break her collarbone and rib cage too

She sees you navigate those curves

And she wants to navigate yours

The lesbian on skis

Is ready to fall for you

The lesbian on skis is ready

She's young and she's sincere

And she's trying to ski near you

She sees you skiing with that guy

But she knows that guy can't be your type

What with your air of savoir faire

And your spiky crop-cut hair

The lesbian on skis

Is willing to fall for you

The lesbian on skis is willing

She's been schussing all around

Trying to find some even ground to meet you on

She's been out for a year

And she's proud of being queer

She wears her rainbow gear

But now it's senior year

And she's been single all this time

And she saw you on the ski lift line

But she wouldn't know what to say

If you came across her path

She'd say, "My nails are long and all my fingers do is tap"

This is the last resort

This is the last resort

This is the last resort she's ever going to

The lesbian on skis is ready to fall for you

The lesbian on skis is ready

The lesbian on skis is willing to fall for you

The lesbian on skis is willing

The lesbian on skis is going to fall for you

The lesbian on skis is gonna do it

Cause a fracture's worth a chance

At a sympathetic glance from you