CANNON PARTY (Hellsing Abridged) Lyrics

I wanna have a cannon party

The kind where we gon party hardy

Count the bodies

I think they might be sleeping

Hardly

Party's starting

Come on in and don't be tardy

Why so gaudy

We gon have a cannon party

Aye yuh

Who you talking to

If I'm acting up

I smack you up a lip or two

Hold on

Blood on my wrist

If I resist who gonna step

Sounding like it's

The Michael Mc

Doesn't exist

So when I'm knocking on your door

You should answer before I fire

And when you ask who it is

Oh you know

A real vampire

You've been chosen

You're gonna reveal my existence

You'll tell this later 'cept you won't

Cuz I'll kill ya heathens

Came up with that a week ago

Oh wait we bouta fight

Ya know you're

Getting on my nerves

Screw it

Knife

Decapitation

That man was capping

Put him back in the basement

Cuz once he back

Entertain him

Here's friendly invitation

Get a 70-inch

Plasma Screen TV

And then

Well that was mean

How can I help you

I was just watching

Adventure Time

Until you blew that up

But hey

You got a deathwish right

So release level 1

Level what

Come on get up

Hit me

Fight me

Give me a hug

I wanna have a cannon party

The kind where we gon party hardy

Count the bodies

I think they might be sleeping

Hardly

Party's starting

Come on in and don't be tardy

Why so gaudy

We gon have a cannon party

Another call

What a gift

And I hate it

I mean come on

Do you even read my

Christmas list

Getting yelled at again

I swear it's like pins and needles

She's criticizing me again

Reminder

I eat people

To beat me

You would need a

Team with Four Stars

Who's comedy is iconic

And yet so bizarre

So come on in

We're really gonna party hardy

And don't forget your cannons

Cuz it's a cannon party

Oh don't you remember

The worldwide sensation

Sweeping the nation

Oh you know

Who loves them cannons