Tough Guy ft. LEX the Lexicon Artist, Freeced & JOEY Z64 Lyrics

Not a tough guy, hit em with a muff dive

Couldn't even really tell ya what it meant to be fly

Never been the small fry, dim but used to be bright

Children they were saying I don't wanna be like this guy

I don't really care, honestly I think it's fair

Couldn't handle all my talent, be too much for you to bare

I don't think you'd ever dare, you don't wanna go to there

Yo I been here for a minute but I ain't a pioneer

I've adapted and morphed and I've grown

And tried to pipe down with the stupid shit

But never forget where it is that I'm from

Hi my name's beefy "The lunatic"

Hey he a wide boy, better check the thyroid

Never made a wise choice, even when at knife point

Maybe I'm the decoy that ya meant to destroy

Meanwhile whole time hiding on a asteroid

No doubt about it I was meant for this

Vegapunk beef t built so different,

Get an exorcist, I'm gonna twist these chicks

And I gathered up a whole bunch of consent for this

Pulling you to shore when you feel adrift

I don't miss, head first like it's nfl blitz

Environmental billing cause I'm paperless

I can't believe that somebody would pay for this

Yeah I'm so tough and you might've heard

I could make the beat knock (*two knocks*) like I'm Heisenberg

I walk around looking like a nerd, but in my line of work

It's just a cover to deter the entitled jerk

You're really not my type so don't try to flirt

You wanna buy me a shot? Well those are fighting words

Like Vaporeon I'm covered head to toe in acid armor

Stand back or you might get burned

I admit that it's quite absurd

With the real and persona the line is blurred

Hiding deeper emotions that lie submerged

I don't know where my soul is, I'm like a bird

Looking back at my past, in romances and classes

It's rather transparent a crime occurred

That no matter in what circumstances

I just had to have it, and that was the final word

So here I am in my tough guy clothes

Anybody looking past it can suck my chode

There's nothing back there but a scaredy cat

Hitching a ride in the cabin of the truck I chose

Go ahead and make fun of me,

Pick me up and cuddle me

I'll never open up, if you're picking up the subtlety

Tough guy, such lies, up high

With the world at my feet but a wall up in front of me

Two cells swimming in the back of my brain

They each share half of the space that they're trapped in

Battered by the hand that snatched em away

I named them Ratchet and Clank

Two hands on the wheel, one splint on the wrist, one hospital visit

Ten toes in the custom shoes that I run for booze in, comical innit

I'll be on in a minute

Hold on—Mom—MOM—hold on

I'll be on in a minute

Sorry, just holding the trauma, you got it

One I, one U, one O in the middle

They're turning the frogs gay

And I am several frogs

They're turning the gods gay

And I am several gods

I think I'd like to smoke the pages of Leviticus

While watching television clips of all my favorite men that kiss

I know the look of prop weapons and this isn't it

Tell me if my barrel's pointed at you cuz it's been a bit

Stop acting like you always want something more

Cuz if you are a sponge I'll leave you riddled full of holes down on the ocean floor

Beefy said I can say dick in this

So suck my dick in this

And notice in our messages I never said to show me yours

I own two guillotines

One is for the rich

Then I got a little one for the next old man that shows me a close-up of his dick

But I'm just so happy-go lucky with a watch by Casio

That's how I know your days are numbered, Jack, you're just a cameo

In the aftermath

Bloodstains over shattered glass

Blunt smoking out my hand

In my battlestance

U should have killed me when u had the chance

God of the cancelled plans

Back at the castle ripping massive dabs

Yeaaaa!!!!!!

Cold to the touch

The youngest veteran u ever seen

Older than fuck

Known to slaughter all my enemies

The cobra is clutch

All caps, bold text "Ayo, what the fuck?"

Listen close & u can see me win the game while doing absolutely nothing like luigi

Believe me

There's little sense in getting involved

They said "Ready set go" & then I clipped thru the walls

New record!!

It's do better or die

Wearing sunglasses, a skirt & a sweater inside

And my brain's mad big, u cant measure the size

And so the crown cant fit u

Forever it's mine