BBEG Lyrics

Hahaha you fools

The humble merchant that you thought you knew was but a ruse

It is I, Lithanduroth

And the final damnation is here

You got a party? that's funny

Like you been invited to any

Of infinite numbers you're counting to 20

With all your mercenary work irregular as a leap year

Without me I don't even think you people would be here

I'm just cruising the counties and causing collapsings of fortunes

And I'm leveling cities, suppressing opponents endorphins

And I'm slaughtering heroes and processing dozens of orphans

Convinced you of my unimportance, it's such a performance

Could you would you ever believe that it could be me

NPC you met at level 3

That was secretly a wizard that could look in your dreams

A million HP

The BBEG

Who's just weighing down with counterspells while all of y'all brainstorm yo

Taking out your dwarf and half-orc with a claymore

If ya think I ain't the main event that all of you came for

I'm 7 feet tall, 13 in my dragon form

I'm big, I'm bad, I'm evil

Go round get lethal, it's all illegal

Resist it's feeble and I won't go peaceful

When you look upon me you can tell I got no equal, people

I'm big, I'm bad, I'm evil

Go round get lethal, it's all illegal

Resist it's feeble and I won't go peaceful

Big

Bad

Big bad evil

I'm always dressed to the 9s, but AC always much higher

Charisma that you can't admit you admire

And if you say I'm hard to look at know they'll call you a liar yo

Baby I'll make sure your body don't just burn with desire

Also with fire

Please understand your only seeing the worst of me, there's an

Entire kingdom that all basically worship me

And yo really do you seriously wanna take away their deity

Surrender to me peacefully

I promise I'll go easily, and

That ain't an offer I can promise in the future

Please don't try to be some hero with some asinine maneuvers

You know there's only one result if all y'all itching to fight

And your friends don't wanna see your pretty head on a spike

Am I right

On second thought that's sounding good to me

Barricade the doors

What a lovely opportunity, now

There's this little ritual to open up my paradise

And to get the portal up we're gonna need a little sacrifice

I'm big, I'm bad, I'm evil

Go round get lethal, it's all illegal

Resist it's feeble and I won't go peaceful

When you look upon me you can tell I got no equal, people

I'm big, I'm bad, I'm evil

Go round get lethal, it's all illegal

Resist it's feeble and I won't go peaceful

Big

Bad

Big bad evil

I'm big, I'm bad, I'm evil

Master plan is oh so simple

Blood and guts just wet that whistle

Split whole damn armies right down the middle

I'm big, I'm bad, I'm evil

Master plan is oh so simple

Blood and guts just wet that whistle

Split whole damn armies right down the middle

And I'm loving it

Demon familiar and I summon it

Got potions by the gallons

I got elixirs I guzzle it

My armor made by ancients and you don't really want none of it

My power they can conjure the sources of realms and elements

And my backstory and reasons have gone through a lot of change

The GM at the time I think they's going through a phase

My background they really haven't thought a lot about these day

Seriously, am i just a casserole of cliches

Damn

I'm big, I'm bad, I'm evil

Go round get lethal, it's all illegal

Resist it's feeble and I won't go peaceful

When you look upon me you can tell I got no equal, people

I'm big, I'm bad, I'm evil

Go round get lethal, it's all illegal

Resist it's feeble and I won't go peaceful

Big

Bad

Big bad evil