Bachelor's Degree Lyrics

For all my best friends, talking about you is boring

I know productive conversations unlikely

Like "who broke who's heart, who was wrong, who was ignoring"

A broken record, scratching a good spot on my psyche

Sometimes I want things to happen even if they're bad things

Then at least something, would be happening with you and me

Give me a big fight, give me a misunderstanding

I speak every kind of heartbreak fluently

At this point I've got ten thousands hours

I don't think there's more I can do

I could get a bachelor's degree in getting over you

At this point I'm so great at forgetting

I'm the expert on what ya do

But I think I'm finally ready

To be bad at someone new

I'll teach a course to all of your future ex-lovers

Here are the missteps I made every one

Don't sleep together, don't be friends if you're not friends

Kinda fucked up and it was also kinda fun

See I've got the mantas, all of the self affirmations

I've got the ten easy ways and the build your foundations

I've got the lo-fi heartbreak radio stations

Clearly I'm better, all better, congratulations

At this point I've got ten thousands hours

I don't think there's more I can do

I could get a bachelors degree in getting over you

At this point I'm so great at forgetting

I'm the expert on what ya do

But I think I'm finally ready

To be bad at someone new

I'm what you went through just to get to

The perfect person that'll get you

I'm the step-stool, I'm your jet-fuel

Two years down the drain

Like the glass of champaign at the interview

She asks me where I went to school

I went to college and then to you

At this point I've got ten thousands hours

I don't think there's more I can do

I could get a bachelors degree in getting over you

At this point I'm so great at forgetting

I'm the expert on what ya do

But I think I'm finally ready

To be bad at someone new

Bad at someone new

Someone new...