Jeff Found A Genie Lyrics

Jeff found a genie in a bottle

Who said "I can give you anything you ask

You can have your wishes three, and a million more for free

It's unlimited just set me to the task"

Well Jeff thought a while, said "I want houses

I want boats, I want fancy modern art

I want tickets to the met, I want my own private jet

And a rocket into space, just for a start"

Well the genie waved her arms and made it happen

His every wish bolted from the blue

And folks all over town, grew enamored gathered round

To admire the man who's wishes had come true

They said "let's hear it for the man who has everything

By good fortune he was set so far apart

Yeah let's hear it for Jeff who's got everything

'Cause his wishes are only at the start"

Well Jeff heard their shouts and he grew worried

He said "everybody's getting in my way"

The genie smiled as before, "you've got a million wishes more

You can even give a bunch of them away"

Well Jeff got confused and sorta quiet

'Til he finally said "I have just one wish more

I am satisfied, so I wish that you would die

So you cannot grant wishes anymore"

Well the genie's eyes got big and sad and shiny

'Til she finally said "your wish is my command"

And with an effervescent sigh, she disappeared before his eyes

And no wishes were ever granted there again

So let's hear it for the man who has everything

By good fortune he was set so far apart

Let's hear it for Jeff who has everything

Every single fucking thing except a heart