Yogurt Lyrics

Alpha males are so beta

You think you're hard but you're just getting gayer

I like my yogurt with two layers

Not hungy right now so I'll save it for later

I am staying full without ruining din-dins

I've got spiders crawling under my skin

I've got lots of yogurt at home in my fridge

I'm licking yogurt off her massive minge

Seeing shadow people in my bedroom

Drinking a coke and yogurt with Max Headroom

Getting tired gonna go to bed soon

This yogurt was passed down to me as a heirloom

If you don't eat yogurt you should kill yourself

You need to think about your mental health

I keep seeing this little elf

Put my heirloom yogurt on a shelf

I keep it up there in a little box

I'm gonna beat the shit out of a fox

Keep it up there so it doesn't get lost

Just finished my yogurt it's given me a mustache

I eat yogurt fuck

I just saw a funny duck

Protect my yogurt with nunchucks

Help me im in a well im stuck

Yogurt

Yogurt is so much better than sex

I'm so high with a t-rex

I gave him a German suplex

So much yogurt I'm writing checks

I've got a very short life span

The doctors said so in a scan

I'll be dying next Jan

This yogurt is killing me im a deadman

I can't stop it's so tasty

My skin is turning grey lately

Yogurt is better than gravy

When I eat yogurt my vision gets hazy

Yogurt is better than coke

When I was 6 I got offered a toke

Took a hit and that shit was dope

Nowadays it's gonna make me go broke

Last I ate it I saw a green alien

He tickles the inside of my cranium

So hungy I'm Hungarian

I think this green bitch is Australian

Holy fuck I'm tripping balls

Yogurt got me acting a fool

Gimme yogurt I want it all

Otherwise I'll get withdrawals

Yogurt