Smash Ya Pastie Lyrics

Wew ya this is for all the lasses

All the gangsta girls

Just remember Buzzcocks loves ya

All the lasses in the world I think your pure cush

Even if your rough as fuck I still think you are lush

Wallsend, Byker, Whitley bay all the fanny is pure classy

I'll take you back to my house and fucking smash ya pastie

I met this lass from Whitley bay

I took her to my house coz she wanted to play

She was like wew your pure radge

I was like ya let is see ya vag

Cookson telt is you always buck back

But he said you didn't like it when he made you neck his wack

Gangsta gangsta I'm a pure lover

I winnit fuck ya round cause I think I know ya mother

She used to be a dinner nanny at the high school

I think I might have poked her so thats canny cool

She said wew thats pure cush

You can come back to mine coz ya propa lush

Well I didn't stop rucking till the break of dawn

And I taped the fucking lot on me mobile phone

She was like wew divnt show ya marras

I was like course I won't man, haha

All the lasses in the world I think your pure cush

Even if your rough as fuck I still think you are lush

Wallsend, Byker, Whitley bay all the fanny is pure classy

I'll take you back to my house and fucking smash ya pastie

Wew ya I met a lass from Walker gate

She had a top notch fanny there was no debate

She had ne front teeth but she was belta

I took her for a date at me local bus shelter

I left her slurps on me speckra gold

After afew minutes her legs started to unfold

She ripped off her knickers like Hulk Hogan

I was like wew your pure smoking

Av never met a lass like her before who loved getting rucked on a bus stop floor

She said I'm not the first and I won't be the last

So I thought wew fuck it a think al have a blast

So Im half way through when she starts ganning crackers

Shouting out stuff like Im guna eat ya knackers

She wanted me bairns but I thought fuck that

So I pulled out me knob and blarted on her back

All the lasses in the world I think your pure cush

Even if your rough as fuck I still think you are lush

Wallsend, Byker, Whitley bay all the fanny is pure classy

I'll take you back to my house and fucking smash ya pastie

All the lasses in the world I think your pure cush

Even if your rough as fuck I still think you are lush

Wallsend, Byker, Whitley bay all the fanny is pure classy

I'll take you back to my house and fucking smash ya pastie

All the lasses in the world I think your pure cush

Even if your rough as fuck I still think you are lush

Wallsend, Byker, Whitley bay all the fanny is pure classy

I'll take you back to my house and fucking smash ya pastie

All the lasses in the world I think your pure cush

Even if your rough as fuck I still think you are lush

Wallsend, Byker, Whitley bay all the fanny is pure classy

I'll take you back to my house and fucking smash ya pastie