Magic Lyrics

Magic's the cat that runs my neighborhood

Smacks the felines off my porch in the morning

Would you like to know how he keeps pussy cats straight

A bachelor's P-B-J keeps mama drama away

He's got an angry skull face, milk's dripping from his whiskers

He's playing all the kittens from the blondies to the sisters

He don't fuck around, he's well-trained in the arts

Of hustling, and tussling, and scratching lady parts y'all, uh

Flesh, swollen, blood, expansion

High-brow southern strippers come flocking to his mansion

Walking down the sidewalk, shaking that thing

Chewing that bubblegum, look out Magic

Walking down the sidewalk, shaking that thing

Chewing that bubblegum, look out Magic

Walking down the sidewalk, shaking that thing

Chewing that bubblegum

Occasionally Magic provides words of advice

His quick suicide release could knock you up twice, twice

So when the kittens try to turn your tadpole into a toad

Come on 'em, not in 'em, then hit the road

Magic says love's like the horse and buggy

Get a kitty-pool wrist-slit from the pregnant honeys

Women in the workplace, men are giving birth

Ain't no ups or downs, just pussies under skirts y'all, uh

Flesh, swollen, blood, expansion

High-brow southern strippers come flocking to his mansion

Walking down the sidewalk, shaking that thing

Chewing that bubblegum, look out Magic

Walking down the sidewalk, shaking that thing

Chewing that bubblegum, look out Magic

Walking down the sidewalk, shaking that thing

Chewing that bubblegum

If there's kittens in the mafia then Magic is the Don

Electrons orbit protons...positron

Actually I saw Magic just the other day

Let me paint a picture, here's what he had to say

He said turned on...skirts off...pants down...dick up

If the day should ever come when Magic gets hit by a car

The kittens be meowing from L.A. to Qatar

But when it comes to the streets, Magic's got it made

And when that pussy gets laid, this band gets paid

Walking down the sidewalk, shaking that thing

Chewing that bubblegum, look out Magic

Walking down the sidewalk, shaking that thing

Chewing that bubblegum, look out Magic

Walking down the sidewalk, shaking that thing

Chewing that bubblegum