Yes! Absolutely Go Outside Lyrics

Yes! Absolutely Go outside

Everything those doctors say is fake

Go to the beach! Get a good tan

This is the best choice that you can make

Throw out your mask, never wash your hands again

(Touch everything around you with no gloves)

Three’s a crowd, so quadruple it

That’s not enough, quadruple it again

(Now push each other, don’t forget to shove)

Do you miss grandma? Go visit her

Don’t let the government bog you down

Breaking rules is super cool

You’re definitely not a clown

Yes! Absolutely Go outside

Everything those doctors say is fake

Go to the beach! Get a good tan

This is the best choice that you can make

You’ve grown tired of dalogna coffee

And run the gamut of finding new hobbies

(Return to the world like nothing ever changed)

Everything’s fine just look around

Your favorite cafe forever closed down

(Aren’t you glad that nothing ever changed)

Do you miss grandma? Go visit her

Cause it’s the people who have the power

Grab an ax or chainsaw and chop down the 5G Tower

Yes! Absolutely Go outside

Everything those doctors say is fake

Go to the beach! Get a good tan

This is the best choice that you can make

You Need A Haircut, I Need A Haircut

Reopen The State, Reopen The State

You Need A Haircut, I Need A Haircut

Reopen The State, Reopen The State

Do you miss grandma? Go visit her

Don’t let the government bog you down

Breaking rules is super cool

You’re definitely not a clown

(Definitely not a clown)

Yes! Absolutely Go outside

Everything those doctors say is fake

Go to the beach! Get a good tan

This is the best choice that you can make

This is the best choice that you can make

This is the best choice that you can make