It's December Lyrics

Ho ho ho it's December

All the stores are themed

Ho ho ho it's December

Consumerism reigns supreme

The streets are green and red and smell of gingerbread

Bing Crosby on every station, oh how it aches my head

Snowball fights are raging in every neighborhood

Except for mine of course, I live in Hollywood

Ho ho ho it's December

A cheerful time for all

Ho ho ho it's December

We're crowding up the mall

Up to my ears in fruitcake (repugnant, foul, and dry)

Just throw it in the trashcan and let's have pumpkin pie

This song is kinda dull I know just what it needs

I'll add some eighties keyboards, and now it's McCartney

Ho ho ho it's December

Been wrapping gifts all day

Ho ho ho it's December

Ernest Hemingway

Weak

People stationed at my door, singing Christmas carols

They want figgy pudding so I gave them fifty barrels

Ho ho ho it's December

Ugly Christmas sweaters

Ho ho ho it's December

Santa's reading letters

It's important to recognize the difference between Santa

Satan

And Santana

Ho ho ho it's December

My favorite time of year

Ho ho ho it's December

I live in constant fear

Hleugh