Supermarket Lobster Tank Lyrics

I got no money to go to the zoo

The nearest pet store is far away too

I wanna look at animals for some time

But where can I go that costs less than a dime

The park has squirrels but they run away

They also had ducks but they left in May

Where on Earth could I possibly go

Wait hold on I know

The Supermarket Lobster Tank

That’s the place for me

The Supermarket Lobster Tank

An aquarium for free

I set up a chair in the seafood aisle

I’m gonna be here for a while

I got myself some popcorn and a can of drink

Life is too short to stop and think

What is this grown man doing there

Sitting in a floral lawn chair

Staring at the crustaceans for hours on end

Well let me tell you, my friend

The Supermarket Lobster Tank, that’s the place for me

The Supermarket Lobster Tank, an aquarium for free

The Supermarket Lobster Tank, it’s my favorite thing to do

The Supermarket Lobster Tank, it’s not like they’re gonna sue

Look at those lobsters, what are they thinking about?

Are they thinking about the meaning of life?

Hey, wise guy get me out! Oh

I wish I could, but I can’t

Sincerity is the eventual deception of all great men

Rembrandt

Security is coming to take me away

But I’ll be back next Saturday

Looking at lobsters is my favorite thing

At least it gave me this cool song to sing

Low-rent fun for the simple man

Claws tied up with rubber bands

People think they should be back in the sea

They’re not friends with me

The Supermarket Lobster Tank, that’s the place for me

The Supermarket Lobster Tank, an aquarium for free

The Supermarket Lobster Tank, yeah

The Supermarket Lobster Tank

Supermarket Lobster Tank