Most Things are Bigger Than Your Head Lyrics

When people denote things as being bigger than their heads

It is wholly unnecessary

Take a look around at the big wide world in which you habituate and realize

Most things are bigger than your head

Buildings, cows, a loaf of bread

All of those things are bigger than your head

The Grand Canyon, a mobile home

Two more things larger than your dome

The Statue of Liberty, the Great Wall of China

Combined square footage of both Carolinas

Big Bird, Gritty, the fool I pity

The list goes on and it doesn't look pretty

Most Things Are Bigger Than Your Head

Most Things Are Bigger Than Your Head

Most Things Are Bigger Than Your Head

Most Things Are Bigger Than Your Head

Pizza, pasta, put it in a box

Delivered on a cart that's driven by an ox

Every frog stacked end-to-end

This massive list and yet you still pretend

The Goodyear Blimp and all cruise ships

A family-sized bag of potato chips

The National Debt if we're getting abstract

I know that line is gonna get me smacked

Most Things Are Bigger Than Your Head

Most Things Are Bigger Than Your Head

Most Things Are Bigger Than Your Head

Most Things Are Bigger Than Your Head

Dinner plates, mortgage rates, are some worthy candidates

For things so large that I'm struggling to illustrate

The wheels on the bus go round and round

I know this rap isn't exactly profound

But large things are so commonplace it's ridiculous

Small things in comparison are conspicuous

I saw a tiny cheese grater once at a cooking store

It was cute but who is it for

The Bean in Chicago, I played Pokemon Go

In 2016 but like the rest, I've moved on though

The amount of people who do still play is immense

Probably enough to fill three-to-four circus tents

Speaking of circuses, for all intents and purposes

Elephants are bigger than your head

Also the ocean kinda goes without saying

It'd be nice if you just quit playing

Most Things Are Bigger Than Your Head

Most Things Are Bigger Than Your Head

Most Things Are Bigger Than Your Head

Most Things Are Bigger Than Your Head