Theme Park on a Wednesday Lyrics

It’s cloudy with the ever so slight chance of rain

I leave the house at 10:15

I parked my car directly in front of the gate

This is my kinda scene

The food stalls are open but empty

The show performers are phoning it in

But the lines are shorter than they normally are

Let the fun begin

Going to a theme park on a Wednesday

My favorite ride is closed for repairs

Going to a theme park on a Wednesday

The Tilt-a-whirl has empty chairs

All the B-list mascots are greeting guests

Whatever guests there are to meet

I got myself a picture with Snoopy’s cousin’s roommate's former mailman, Pete

The carousel horses called in sick

Now it’s just a spinning tent

That minor oddity won’t stop my fun

Finite-time on Earth well spent

Going to a theme park on a Wednesday

My favorite ride is closed for repairs

Going to a theme park on a Wednesday

The Ferris wheel has empty chairs

The food stalls are open but empty

The show performers are phoning it in

But the lines are shorter than they normally are

Let the fun begin

Going to a theme park on a Wednesday

My favorite ride is closed for repairs

Going to a theme park on a Wednesday

The tilt-a-whirl has empty chairs

Going to a theme park on a Wednesday

My favorite ride is closed for repairs

Going to a theme park on a Wednesday

The kiddie rides have empty chairs

We’re fading out

We’re fading out

You know we're fading out

We're fading out